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1. Abe Lincoln Vs Chuck Norris (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Abe Lincoln Vs Chuck Norris (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Four score and 65 years in the past I won the Civil War with my beard Now I'm here to whup your ass I've read up on your facts You cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you never s



2. Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris Lyrics

Abe Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris Lyrics

Four score and 65 years in the past I won the Civil War with my beard Now I’m here to whup your ass I’ve read up on your facts You cure cancer with your tears? Well, tell me Chuck how come you nev



3. Darth Vader Vs Adolf Hitler (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Darth Vader Vs Adolf Hitler (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich Little known fact: Also dope on the mic You are Vader, with your little boots and cape And helmet to cover up that burnt ass face You have the force to m



4. Captain Kirk Vs Christopher Columbus (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Captain Kirk Vs Christopher Columbus (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY Captain Kirk! Vs Christopher Columbus! BEGIN Arivadenci I'm gonna leave before this battle begins Because we both know, in the end which one of the Captains are gonna win!



5. Billy Mays Vs Ben Franklin (feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & Colin Sweeney) Lyrics

Billy Mays Vs Ben Franklin (feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & Colin Sweeney) Lyrics

I'm big Ben Franklin and this shant be pretty, let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly. You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack. You're out of practice My victory's more certain th



6. Dr Seuss Vs William Shakespeare (feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & George Watsky) Lyrics

Dr Seuss Vs William Shakespeare (feat. Nice Peter, Epiclloyd & George Watsky) Lyrics

Come bite my thumb! I hope you know the stakes I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades Then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? I hath been iambic on that ass, ye bastard My rhymes are cl



7. Gandalf Vs Dumbledore (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Gandalf Vs Dumbledore (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GANDALF VS DUMBLEDORE!!! BEGIN YOU SHALL NOT PASS! I rap fast like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this, you bitch How's your litle wand gonna beat my staff? I leave mics in flame



8. Sarah Palin Vs Lady Gaga (feat. Nice Peter & Lisanova) Lyrics

Sarah Palin Vs Lady Gaga (feat. Nice Peter & Lisanova) Lyrics

Rap Battles of History! Sarah Palin! VS Lady GaGa! BEGIN! Ooh, boy; look what we have here. A transvestite with a keyboard, tryin' ta be freak of the year! Your voice sounds like a rooster having



9. Genghis Khan Vs the Easter Bunny (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Genghis Khan Vs the Easter Bunny (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! GHENGIS KHAN! VS! sigh The Easter Bunny BEGIN! How you gonna battle? I invented hip hoppin'! My little tail swinging and my big ears floppin' The Easter Bunny baby, I des



10. Mr. T Vs Mr. Rogers (feat. Nice Peter & Destorm) Lyrics

Mr. T Vs Mr. Rogers (feat. Nice Peter & Destorm) Lyrics

I pity the fool who tries to step to Clubber Lang Call me BA biceps cause I'll crush your whole gang Bring Tuesday, Friday and little Trolly the train And watch me dip their ass in gold And wear 'em l



11. Napoleon Vs Napoleon (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Napoleon Vs Napoleon (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Epic Rap Battles of History Napoleon Bonaparte V.S Napoleon Dynamite Begin! (Napoleon Dynamite) Gosh I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are When it comes to world leaders, you like literal



12. John Lennon Vs Bill O'reilly (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

John Lennon Vs Bill O'reilly (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Lennon: Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle! Why're you pissed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of a heart attack just in the



13. Master Chief Vs Leonidas (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Master Chief Vs Leonidas (feat. Nice Peter & Epiclloyd) Lyrics

Leonidas Spartans! (Ho) Let's start this! (Ho) Show this petty officer who's the hardest! (Ho) The biggest mistake that you've ever made I'll toss you like a frag grenade I'll stomp you in the face W



14. Albert Einstein Vs Stephen Hawking (feat. Nice Peter & MC Mr. Napkins) Lyrics

Albert Einstein Vs Stephen Hawking (feat. Nice Peter & MC Mr. Napkins) Lyrics

When i apply my battle theory minds are relatively Blown! So take a seat steve. Oh! I see you've brought your own Whats with your voice? I cant freaking tell You sound like WALL-E having sex with a sp



15. Gandalf vs. Dumbledore Lyrics

Gandalf vs. Dumbledore Lyrics

You shall not pass I rap fast like Shadowfax Tom Riddle me this you bitch How’s your little wand Going to beat my staff? I leave mics in flames torched by Gandalf Touch mine, Dumbledore and scorch y



16. Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler Lyrics

Darth Vader vs. Adolf Hitler Lyrics

I am Adolf Hitler Commander of the Third Reich Little known fact: Also dope on the mic You are Vader, with your little boots and cape and helmet to cover up that burnt zss face You have the force to m



17. Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny Lyrics

Genghis Khan vs. The Easter Bunny Lyrics

How you gonna battle I invented hip hoppin My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping The Easter Bunny baby I deserve to be arrogant You ugly Rapist Pelt wearing barbarian Uuuu, what you gonna d



18. Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus Lyrics

Captain Kirk vs. Christopher Columbus Lyrics

Arrivederci I'mma leave before this battle begins Cause we both know in the end which of these captains gonna win I’ll show you how a real explorer handles a situation I’ll beat you so bad they



19. Napoleon vs. Napoleon Lyrics

Napoleon vs. Napoleon Lyrics

Gosh, I can't believe how much of a little bitch you are, When it comes to world leaders you like literally lowered the bar. I'll rip your bones apart boneapart, turn your horse into glue, Welcome to



20. John Lennon vs Bill O'reilly Lyrics

John Lennon vs Bill O'reilly Lyrics

Help You're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle Why are you pissed off all the time? Didn't your mom give you a cuddle? You're the type of guy who could die of heart attack just in the shower You